Sunday, 15 August 2021

Someone has blundered

 It seems to me that if the 300,000 weak-willed Afghan army had been composed mainly of women, they would have fought like tigresses.

Saturday, 31 July 2021

The Calamitous High Speed 2 Project

  •  Now the northern loop of the HS2 Train line has been abandoned.
  • Costs of the initial leg of the service are soaring and up to 30 safe Tory seats are in peril, due in large part to the excessive disruption HS2 is already causing.
  • I repeat my suggestion to a government that doesn’t seem to want to listen.
  • Replace the proposed trains with a never-ending, looping stream of self-drive electric cars and wagons, no other high-speed traffic permitted. It would stimulate production of these proven vehicles and act as a testbed for the future. Sensors already fitted to new cars would work in all weathers and at night and there’d be pickup and drop-off sidings en route. They’d be far less intrusive and the infra-structure costs significantly lower,

        Thursday, 1 July 2021

        A Story about Corté Inglés in Lockdown

         I thought, “Ah, I’ve got another idea about what to buy my wife!”

        After 56 years of marriage we’d more or less given up thoughts about what to get for each other. We’d both reached the age of 77 Sunset Strip, and I’d already booked a break at s small, luxury hotel an easy drive inland, only 2 hours away.

        It was in an idyllic location and we were the only British couple staying there. Everyone else, staff included, was Spanish, which suited us as we wanted to celebrate our wedding anniversary in solitude.

        I’d already had her expensive Longines watch repaired and serviced, after it had lain idle in a drawer at home for many years since it had stopped. I’d bought it for our 30th anniversary and it was increasingly of sentimental value.

        This was to be a practical, small gift. Don’t laugh, it was 3 packs of undies (the Spanish call them bragas) and they came in packs of 2. She chose them, after close scrutiny, in Hipercor, within Corté Inglés in Elche on the 8th June, 2021.

        On the day of our anniversary, she proudly opened the first pack. With dismay, she held them up to show me each of them in turn. They were in tatters, with the seam of each parting company around the legs. It was an undetectable flaw when packed.

        Luckily, it was only the first two that were defective, the others being okay when the packs were opened.

        I reassured her, “We’ll take them back when we return. It’s Corté Inglés!, so there’ll be no problem”

        To keep the story short, on the 28th June we drove to the store and joined a short queue at the Complaints (‘Reclamaciones’) desk.

        When our turn claim, the young female assistant looked at the damaged undies briefly, called another assistant across and told us (in Spanish),

        “Sorry we don’t accept returned undergarments because of Covid. It’s unhygienic!”

        You can imagine my reaction, as I asked to speak to their boss (La Jefa).

        “She looked at me sadly and said, “There’s no point, you’ll get the same decision!”

        We returned home, having wasted at least 2 litres of petrol in making a futile journey. The more I thought about it, the more annoyed I got. As far as I was concerned, Covid was an excuse not a reason. My logic was,

        “Do they expect a customer to open a packet beforehand, to check the quality of the contents? This must apply to every item on display within the category of socks, where fastened together, women’s nylon stockings (medias), swimsuits, packs of tee-shirts and so on. It’s crazy and simply a way of cancelling aspects of the sale of goods act!”

        I decided to make a formal complaint via the official email system. I would also ask if customers were expected to visit the store armed with scissors (tijeras) so they could inspect ‘interior wear’ to gauge their condition?

        I attached a photo of the defective undies and a copy of the receipt. This was on the 28th June. I also pointed out that I’d had a waste journey costing me at least 2 litres of gasolina.

        Reading the small print on the ticket more closely, I noted that I was permitted to return any such item that was ‘defecto’’. I knew then that I had them ‘bang to rights’.

        Within the day of submission, I had a phone call from a male member of the management at Corté Inglés in Elche, saying that the assistants I’d spoken to originally had confirmed that the brags were defective and I was going to be reimbursed. Exito! I duly recited my card details as shown on the original receipts and was told the details would soon appear on my account.

        The manager concerned was clearly satisfied that he’d dealt with matter.

        I shall be writing to the CEO at Elche, praising the person who’d resolved the matter for the magnanimous, empathetic way he’d applied the justice of Solomon and his eternal gratitude for me having kept Corté Inglés out of the news and court for malpractice.

        If the CEO has any sense of perspective, I would love to see his or her face upon being told the amount sitting in my account.

        It is for 6€, the sale value of the defective bragas. I cannot imagine that the manager who corresponded with me is truly fit for high office.

        Tuesday, 1 June 2021

        For those nearing the end of life's journey - the making of a Living Will

        Most of us will die in hospital in old age - but the final days need not be out of your hands. In a powerful new book, consultant in geriatrics DR DAVID JARRETT, who has witnessed 3,000 deaths, reveals how you can go gently into that good night


         Doctors' strategies for their own decline

        I have cared for dozens of medical colleagues at the end of their lives.

        At first, I was apprehensive, thinking that I must always be on my best behaviour and discuss the full range of possible investigations and treatments. But the actual attitude of these patients was completely different.

        A lifetime of clinical practice ensures there is no rose-tinted view of what can be achieved. They were rarely in favour of resuscitation and plans for ongoing treatment included clear advice on when they did not want me and my team to intervene. These instructions would often be set out in a living will.

        • A living will (or advance directive) is a plan drawn up outlining what someone wants to be done, or, more likely, not to be done, if they become ill and unable to decide this for themselves.
        • My own living will specifies: ‘If I am unable to swallow I do not want intravenous, nasogastric or other methods of feeding and hydration.’
        • You can also make something called a living statement (or an advanced statement or statement of wishes), which can be a helpful guide to care staff, especially in cases of prolonged dementia and frailty.
        • It details how you would like to live your life if you lose your mental capacity — what you like to eat, drink and wear, what type of care you would prefer, and so on. (The default option in nursing homes tends to be sweet tea and soap operas. You have been warned.)
        • My own living statement includes: ‘I would like to remain in my own home for as long as is possible. I do not take sugar in tea or coffee. I have always enjoyed the grain and the grape and would like this to continue until I die, whatever the medical advice to the contrary.’
        • Both are legal documents —although you do not necessarily need a lawyer to put them together.
        • Both need to be signed to be valid, and a living will also needs to be signed by a witness. Give copies to your family and to anyone who could be involved in your medical care, including your GP.

        Thursday, 29 April 2021

        Boris’s personal makeover of his official, borrowed apartment in Downing Street.

        •  I think it looks garish and reminiscent of the Ottoman Empire. Him and Carrie must be on the same wavelength.
        • However, that is not for the voters to judge but the politicos bent on mischief.
        • Chancellor Rishi could afford to pay his refurbishments out of his own pocket. Boris cannot because of his immoral behaviour, judged by the holier than thou brigade.
        • It wouldn't be an issue if his income reflected his importance to the economic wellbeing of the UK. Stop judging the man by his moral standards and see what he's achieving by sharing the essential workload to competent ministers.
        • That is the true measure of the boss-manager who assesses the country’s objectives and delegates well, like he did in London.
        • He is by nature a libertarian, but then so have many of our leaders had their flaws. See what happens to the UK over the next few years before sticking the knife in.

        Sunday, 25 April 2021

        Cor Blimey Cummings!

        • To get to the heart of the problem, Cummings was described by David Cameron as a career psychopath.
        • I think the definition of a Sociopath is more accurate, since people of this ilk tend to be more erratic, rage-prone, and unable to lead as much of a normal life.
        • At the heart of it all, lies an overarching personality disorder I wouldn’t be surprised to find revolves around narcissism.
        • According to the Mayo Clinic, narcissistic personality disorder can be defined as: “A mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
        • “The conflict between insecurity and self-obsession causes people with narcissistic personality disorder to be generally unhappy or disappointed when the world doesn’t offer them special favours or admiration.
        • The Clinic’s site adds: “They may find their relationships unfulfilling, and others may not enjoy being around them.”
        • “The extent to which Cummings has attacked the Prime Minister is so explicit that they reflect his contempt for him, in comparison with himself, over long period.
        • Fine, Cameron saw Cummings for what he is, Boris didn’t. Now he’s reaping the fallout from his misguided sense of trust in this emphatically weird advisor.
        • We should all know that Boris is skint from his sexual adventures. The pay of the Prime Minister is woefully inadequate anyway for the key role he has to play.
        • His role is to delegate effectively to ministers, which he does to all appearances, after taking advice from his deputies, which clearly doesn’t always include Cummings. He also appears to err on the side of caution, which is no bad thing.
        • The vitriol poured on him by this adviser is meant to wound, irreparably.
        • Given the immoral, spiteful source, I’d ignore it. Boris has responded magnificently by rising to the unexpected challenges thrown at him.
        • Cummings should have shown prudence in his contemptuous attack on the PM.
        • Disloyalty like this will surely reap its own version of justice, since it’ll be a brave man who offers him employment.

        Thursday, 15 April 2021

        What we are surely witnessing is the implosion of the EU.

        •  The refusal of a host of countries in the EU to honour the international arrest warrant and accept criminals from the UK has brought matters to a head.
        • Now we have attempts to force the UK to accept the Northern Ireland protocol and align its trading practices with those of the EU. In other words, draw a line down the Irish sea and force NI to adopt measures that are causing riots from loyalists.
        • There are backlashes from EU countries that have no desire to honour the free movement of its citizens within the Schengen area.
        • It’s a free-for-all held together by a currency, the Euro, which relies for its survival on a political agenda. It has no fiscally appropriate way of binding those few nations that are propping it up by supporting those who have been the beneficiaries of their generosity.
        • Until now, the UK has paid disproportionately for its membership of this self-rewarding bureaucracy by acting wittingly as its milch cow. Germany is refusing to take over the role, France is afraid to because of its riotous population and the outrageous benefits it gets from the Common Agricultural Policy, and Spain is doing its best to incentivise tourism.
        • Boris is playing the EU at its own game by negotiating with EU officials on the nitty-gritty of minutiae, calling them ‘our friends’, which they are anything but.
        • They resent bitterly what we did. We have effectively dismantled their unity and withdrawn their main source of subsidy.
        • Insiders who wanted the UK to remain in the EU have insisted that change can come from within, by staying aligned to it.
        • Nonsense, it will never change its ways, like shifting between two locations for its over-bloated ruling class and associated army of servants. It is a nightmare of a liberal regime that the majority of UK voters judged to be unfit for purpose.
        • The pandemic brought matters to a head. Now watch as it implodes because of its creaking foundations.
        • The UK could play an ongoing role by spearheading a new currency to benefit itself and other, less sizeable discontented countries like Poland. Call it the Beuro, give it proper fiscal unity and a streamlined, decentralised civil service to be proud of.
        • Fortune favours the brave.

        Thursday, 18 March 2021

        Place your bets!

        •  Place your bets ladies and gentlemen - and those in-between!
        • Without fanfare, I predicted that the Coronavirus would turn into a pandemic.
        • Now a new virus has emerged, called NIPAH.
        • A leading scientist has claimed that it could spread like wildfire if it spreads more widely amongst humans.
        • It causes vomiting, seizures and brain-swelling and results in an over 75% death rate. 17 out of 19 people in India died from it, as it is so far confined to parts of Asia. The first recorded outbreak was in Malaysia, transmitted from infected pigs to farmers. Its incubation period is 45 days and mutations are rapid and deadly.
        • There are two leading groups who have a potentially invested interest in spreading it: those wealthy billionaires who feel the world is vastly over-populated and have said so. The other is undemocratic governments whose ruthless leaders feel more secure than the lesser, social groups.
        • Now I suspect that this contender, Nipah, is likely to succeed where its predecessor is apparently failing. The likelihood is that it will be used as a biological weapon.
        • Will an underpopulated world be a better place in which to live? Not if the potential perpetrators live to reap their rewards. Like the Roman senators who stabbed the erstwhile dictator Julius Caesar to death, they must be hunted down and neutralised, guilty of making the killer blow or not. True democracy depends on it. One point about my terminology: I see no value in punishing the guilty with incarceration. Our descendants will find ways of dealing with evil, chemically or by spiritual means that change their personalities permanently, to render them harmless and repentant.
        • The only consolation is that we all have to die sometime, a factor which many of the younger generation overlook in their naivety, as judged by their voting intentions.

        Tuesday, 2 February 2021

        Just When a Blue Sky Emerges

        Just when you think things will soon be back to normal, Covid mutates into a variant that bypasses the existing vaccines.

        • The government is mass-testing in the Surrey area next door to where my younger daughter and her family live. Scientist believe that the South African strain of Covid is emerging amongst those who have no connection with South Africa.
        • My suspicion is that there is no connection whatsoever, but a mutation of the Kent virus into what resembles its South African counterpart.
        • I fear that the saga is going to continue, until scientists find a general vaccine that stops it in its tracks.
        • I hope that China, the probable source of a virus that looks suspiciously manmade, suffers the consequences of its probable actions.
        • There’s no smoke without fire, nor should a country ruled by a single party and backed by an armed force be allowed to continue its aggression with impunity.
        • Not in the 21st century nor in similar countries like Russia, Myanmar, Iran, or North Korea.

        Monday, 1 February 2021

        The Great Plague

        •  Mindful of the current great plague, Covid, I watched a TV program about the bubonic plague that killed almost a quarter of London’s population over 18 months in 1665 and 1666.
        • It showed the outlandish garb worn by doctors featuring a birdlike leather beak holding aromatic herbs to be breathed through and a gauze to peer ahead.
        • The body was enclosed head to foot in a waxed, waterproof robe, giving full protection, along with leather boots, against infection.
        • Modern scientists tested them and stated that they were highly effective against a disease known to be spread by fleas and lice.
        • A house that contained the victims had to be emptied, a cross painted on its doors, then its interior painted with limewash and fumigated with fumes given off by water-drenched salt petre and brimstone. Quarantine lasted for 40 days, after which it could be occupied.
        • Again, scientists proved how effective these measures were. The root cause of the contagion was the total insanitary conditions in which people lived at the time.
        • Why am I telling you all this? Well, it’s because I had an experience recently that made me dredge up my wariness of rats, which were blamed by the populace for spreading the disease.
        • A lid on a large jar of pickled onions was wedged tight and couldn’t be budged, so I went into my shed to look for a rubber pad to help grip it. Poking around in a tattered plastic bag where I thought I’d put it, my finger prodded into something soft. Quickly I pulled it out, soon to be followed by a dozy-looking, plastic chewing rat that stared running around in circles.
        • I thought it looked quite cute, but fearful of being bitten, I gave it a whack with the palm of my hand to stun it, wearing gloves by now, then carried it outside, to lob it over the fence at the rear of the house. Onto the deserted walkway it soared, never to be seen again.
        • The parallel is this: it is people acting as modern-day rats who are now spreading the disease. Is it thoughtlessness on their part, indifference, or knowingly deliberate?

        Friday, 22 January 2021

        EU is cutting off its nose to spite its face

        •  The fun and games have started, as reported in the Daily Mail today.
        • High Street retailers and luxury brands threaten to burn products returned by EU internet shoppers rather than bring them back to Britain to avoid cost and hassle of Brexit red tape - as online prices rise by a THIRD on items from EU
        • Internet shoppers are facing extra duties and charges for goods to be delivered
        • Has meant many shoppers in UK and EU have rejected orders and refused to pay 
        • Could be cheaper for retailers to burn the goods rather than pay the return costs 
        •  In the body of the article, actual cases are reported, so it's not a case of 'could' but is happening on a wide scale.

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        It's called cutting off your nose to spite your face. I'm talking here about EU intransigence and the huge trade imbalance in their favour and at our expense.

        Saturday, 26 December 2020

        Boxing Day

        •  Have you ever wondered why it’s called Boxing Day?
        • It’s because it was the day when the rich packed presents and gave them to the poor for Christmas. It was also the day when masters of rich households gave their servants a day off.
        • So, there you have it, and there was me thinking it had something to do with boxing some poor unfortunate’s ears!
        • It was tick a tick good timing for Brexit, manipulated by the Eurocrats in Brussels to coincide with their holidays.
        • I don’t know what you think, but to my ears it’s good news. To compete on our own terms against a conglomerate of nations, most of them minnows picking off our entrails can only be to our advantage. The boss nations have always benefitted more than the UK from exporting, using a poorly performing currency.
        • This may seem to be gloating if you’re in favour of the profligate free-loaders in charge of the EU but if I’m right, watch us soar.
        • I wish us all the best for the new year, so whatever your political leanings, join me in raising a glass to beating an invisible enemy invasion.

        Wednesday, 16 December 2020

        The proposed 3rd Runway at Heathrow.

        • I live within 20 minutes of a well-established airport. It has been a revelation to look up at the sky and hardly ever see a jet trail overhead. The air feels purer and the stars can now be seen with great clarity. I am more conscious than ever before of the contents of the trail descending on us from the aircraft that flew noisily overhead.
        • The jet engine exhaust contains carbon dioxide, oxides of sulfur and nitrogen, unburned fuel, soot and metal particles, as well as water vapour.

        • Today I listened to a specialist being interviewed about the need for the 3rd runway at Heathrow. His point was that the compliance by this leading airport with new regulations on carbon emissions was based on its own usage, not on the aircraft using it. The implication was that increased capacity would result in a disproportionate increase in poisonous gases being sprayed on those living below, to what gain?
        • In the new age of travel, these extra flights would largely comprise outward and inward bound passengers taking holidays abroad, plus passengers using Heathrow as a hub, without actually contributing anything to the British economy.
        • Is it worth it? Isn’t the health of local residents more important? I know where my sympathies lay.

        Dominic Cummings, Strategic Advisor to Boris Johnson.

        •  I took a special interest in this alleged psychopath after hearing his rambling, incoherent, defense of his imprudent drive to and the north of England to plonk his sick son on relatives.
        • The return journey, with his assertion that he took a divergence to ‘test his eyesight’ raised a lot of eyebrows, mine included.
        • What struck me was his inability to express himself with the lucidity and articulation one might expect from a first-class History graduate at Oxford, who was also the beneficiary of a splendid private education before that.
        • Contrast that with our ebullient PM, who is equally well educated with a first-class degree in English at Oxford. Chalk and cheese they are, in reverse order.
        • I have since wondered if Cummings paid someone else to take written exams for his degree, as I suspect was the case with an American I worked for, whose actual English was clearly sub-standard. It was at odds with his post-degree thesis in early English History, also obtained at Oxford. In no way was he worthy of a Ph.D. He too seriously lacked articulacy.
        • Contrast Cummings’ menacing and dominicking behaviour behind closed doors in Downing Street, with that of the puke-inducing shrivelling ball in the garden and my wonder grows. It was a Jekyll and Hyde split personality showing a face to the world that was anything but erudite.
        • I have a deep suspicion that he would dearly love to possess the magic gene that is claimed to exist within people born to be mathematicians. Realising that he cannot, he puts them on a pedestal and loquaciously offers them job opportunities, reporting only to himself. It’s an envy complex, as revealed by the pseudo-science he spouted in his job offer.
        • I can imagine him performing in bed, shouting for all the neighbours to hear, in the singular, “I’m Cumming, I’m Cumming!”, with his disinterested wife knowing he wasn’t thinking of gratification, but of himself gaining the prefix ‘Sir’. I bet a pound to a penny that Lord Boris will undoubtedly, at a future date, bestow it on him.

        Saturday, 31 October 2020

        Covid 19 - A Timely Lesson from Asia

        • An extract sourced in El Pais.
        • The Japanese finance minister, Taro Aso, responds with one word when asked how Japan has dealt with the pandemic so much more successfully than the West: mindo – literally meaning “people’s standards.” A complex term, mindo, is also used in Japan to indicate national superiority and can be translated as “cultural level.”
        • Aso says the Japanese have been vigorously complying with strict hygiene measures, despite the fact that the government has never had any intention of imposing fines. He adds that, in other countries, people would be incapable of behaving like that, even if the measures were enforced.
        • It should be pointed out that other Asian countries such as China, South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore and Hong Kong have also managed to keep the pandemic under control. In fact, in Asia, there has been virtually no reinfection and current infection rates are so low they are of little consequence while Europe and the United States are being completely overwhelmed right now by the second wave of the virus.
        • It is precisely these Asian countries that demonstrate that the pandemic can be successfully dealt with, even in the absence of a vaccine. Meanwhile, Asians watch in astonishment at the helplessness of Europeans who appear to be at the mercy of the virus, and the impotence of Europe’s governments in combating the pandemic.
        • Given the striking contrast in infection rates, it is almost inevitable that we ask what Asia does that Europe does not. The fact that China has been able to successfully contain the pandemic is partly due to the rigorous surveillance – inconceivable in the West – that individuals are subject to. But South Korea and Japan are democracies. In these countries, digital totalitarianism such as exists in China is impossible. However, in Korea, the digital monitoring of contacts is relentless and is the responsibility of the police rather than the health authorities; contact tracing is done by applying the kind of methods used by forensic criminologists.
        • Obviously, the liberal West cannot impose surveillance on individuals the way the Chinese do. And that, of course, is as it should be. The virus must not undermine our freedom. However, it is also true that, in the West, as soon as it comes to social networks our concern for privacy rights go out the window. Everyone suddenly bares all. Digital platforms such as Google or Facebook have unrestricted access to the private sphere. Google reads and analyses emails without anyone complaining about it. China is not the only country that collects data from its citizens in order to control them and keep discipline. A person’s credit rating in China, for example, is based on the same algorithms as Western credit assessment systems, such as FICO in the US or Schufa in Germany. Looked at like this, panoptic surveillance is not an exclusively Chinese phenomenon. In light of the fact that we are already subject to digital surveillance, anonymous contact tracking via the Corona-App could be considered quite harmless. But digital contact tracing is unlikely to be the main reason Asians have been so successful in fighting the pandemic.
        • It is important to have civility, collective action during a pandemic. When people voluntarily follow hygiene rules, there is no need for controls or enforced measures, which are so costly in terms of personnel and time.
        • Europe is failing to show character in the face of this crisis. Rather, what Western liberalism is showing is weakness. Liberalism appears to be conducive to the decline of civility, evident in the fact that groups of adolescents are holding illegal parties in the midst of the pandemic, that police who try to break these parties up are harassed, spat at, or coughed on, and that people no longer trust the state.
        • Paradoxically, Asian communities who voluntarily follow the hygiene guidelines actually have more freedom. Neither Japan nor South Korea has imposed a total lockdown. And the economic fallout is far less serious than in Europe.
        • One ends up having more freedom if one voluntarily imposes restrictions on oneself. For example, those who reject the use of masks as an attack on freedom end up having less freedom.
        • Boris – you need to answer the questions this summary poses, as shown in El Pais, if you are to save the economy from ruin. Self-discipline is seriously lacking in the population.